I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
