i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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