I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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