Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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