the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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