Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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