In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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