5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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