Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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