CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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