i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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