i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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