he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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