Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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