I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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