I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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