please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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