do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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