It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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