I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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