How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
BRING THE BAGELS
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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