Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I love you. Go after that dick
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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