are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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