you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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