So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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