Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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