I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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