Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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