If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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