Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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