just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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