Your favorite bartender is back from prision
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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