My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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