sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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