i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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