I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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