I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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