yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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