so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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