Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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