Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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