so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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