can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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