Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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