i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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