STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
