there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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