I hate your face
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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