I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
last night I used snow as a chaser
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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