Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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